The Skyler White Effect
The cognitive dissonance that happens when a female character is presented by the narrative as absolutely correct in their judgment of a male character, and yet the viewers assume she’s the bitch.
people always complaining about the speed other ppl walk, but they dont know the optimal solution. walk the same speed as the person behind you, they have to maintain a distance but u kno the entire time they feel like theyre being creepy for walking the same speed behind you theyre gonna feel like a stalker and eventually they cross the street
- it’s less offensive but
- still implies that their motivations are rooted in classism and racism
if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet
but won’t call your parents out for the same thing
the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell her that i have a girlfriend ok don’t you even dare do this here because you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.
OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM
The mythical kittydra!
the fuck tumblr i was just checking out my shit and then there’s a gif of naruto, then two gifs of him crying. why this recommended huh? impeachnaruto
Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!
I’d check the mail a lot Moe frequently if I got pup-mail
The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.
EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD
sorry guys i tripped
The floor is lava!
What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?
The fun kind.
big booby video game jugs